在哪里你可以看到全世界最烂的工程部长 - 马来西亚
原因：沙美维鲁只有中六的学历，国会大厦经过接近一亿的装修，还是经常漏水。政府医院发霉，高速公路有裂痕，最要命的是签了那些不知所谓的大道合同，赔死我们。更要命的是，他到现在还是工程部长！
Where can you see the world's lousiest Minister of Works - Malaysia
WHY? Sami Vellu obtained only form 6 level, Parliament spent around RM100 million for repair, still leaking. Government hospital berkulat, highways crack, the worst part is he signed those bull-shit highway contracts, makes us pay like hell. Worst of the worst is, until now he is still the Minister of Works !
在哪里可以看到超人般的部长 - 马来西亚
原因：我们的首相阿杜拉 - 回教系毕业，但是可以同时作为财政部长，国家安全部长及首相，还有时间在南马大水灾发生时去澳洲为自己弟弟的 nasi kandar 店开幕。
Where can you see a "super-man" minister - Malaysia
WHY? Our PM - Abdullah - grad of Islamic Studies, but at the same time he is managed to become Minister of Finance, Minister of Internal Security & Prime Minister. Moreover, during the South Malaysia heavy flood he still had time to go Australia to attend his brother's Nasi Kandar shop for opening ceremony.
在哪里可以看到不卫生的卫生部长 - 马来西亚
原因：身为医生的卫生部长和卖花女在酒店开房，口交。或许我们的卫生部长的老婆没有和黄燕燕副部长讨教，如何穿性感的睡衣，绑住卫生部长的心？
Where can you see a dirty Minister of Health - Malaysia
WHY? As a doctor, the Minister of Health had an affair with a flower girl in the hotel, had oral-s*x. Maybe our minister's wife did not learn from Deputy Minister of Finance, Datuk Dr Ng Yen Yen on how to wear a sexy pijamas to own the minister's heart?
在哪里可以看到最成功的教育部长 - 马来西亚
原因：他的孩子都在澳洲读书
Where can you see the most successful Minister of Education - Malaysia
WHY? His children studying in Australia.
在哪里可以看到最会演戏的贸工部长 - 马来西亚
原因： AP 事件没完没了，拉姑流了一把鼻涕一把泪后，没事！
Where can you see a good-acting Minister of International Trade & Industry - Malaysia
WHY? The AP issue tak habis-habis, Aunt Raf. just cried her tears out, settled !
在哪里做议员最爽 - 马来西亚
原因：能够从火车闸看守员，做到巴生议员，再盖了一个千万皇宫，还请埋普罗大众一起去他的 house warming.老查的钱哪里来？没关系，吃他两支 satay 再说！
Where is most enjoying to become a councillor - Malaysia
WHY? From a worker at railway station, to a Klang municipal councillor, and built a multi-millions palace, and then invited the public to his house warming. Where does Zakaria's money come from? Never mind, eat 2 of his satays 1st only say !
在哪里可以找到最善忘的人民 - 马来西亚
原因：未详，或许马来西亚的土壤上有着一种神秘物质，会让人民记忆消退，继续投票给那些没有用的贪官污吏 .
Where can you find the most forgetful citizens - Malaysia
WHY? Unknown. Perhaps the soil in Malaysia contains some mysterious content, which will weaken its people's memory, & continue to vote for those useless corrupted candidates.
Malaysia Boleh!
原因：沙美维鲁只有中六的学历，国会大厦经过接近一亿的装修，还是经常漏水。政府医院发霉，高速公路有裂痕，最要命的是签了那些不知所谓的大道合同，赔死我们。更要命的是，他到现在还是工程部长！
Where can you see the world's lousiest Minister of Works - Malaysia
WHY? Sami Vellu obtained only form 6 level, Parliament spent around RM100 million for repair, still leaking. Government hospital berkulat, highways crack, the worst part is he signed those bull-shit highway contracts, makes us pay like hell. Worst of the worst is, until now he is still the Minister of Works !
在哪里可以看到超人般的部长 - 马来西亚
原因：我们的首相阿杜拉 - 回教系毕业，但是可以同时作为财政部长，国家安全部长及首相，还有时间在南马大水灾发生时去澳洲为自己弟弟的 nasi kandar 店开幕。
Where can you see a "super-man" minister - Malaysia
WHY? Our PM - Abdullah - grad of Islamic Studies, but at the same time he is managed to become Minister of Finance, Minister of Internal Security & Prime Minister. Moreover, during the South Malaysia heavy flood he still had time to go Australia to attend his brother's Nasi Kandar shop for opening ceremony.
在哪里可以看到不卫生的卫生部长 - 马来西亚
原因：身为医生的卫生部长和卖花女在酒店开房，口交。或许我们的卫生部长的老婆没有和黄燕燕副部长讨教，如何穿性感的睡衣，绑住卫生部长的心？
Where can you see a dirty Minister of Health - Malaysia
WHY? As a doctor, the Minister of Health had an affair with a flower girl in the hotel, had oral-s*x. Maybe our minister's wife did not learn from Deputy Minister of Finance, Datuk Dr Ng Yen Yen on how to wear a sexy pijamas to own the minister's heart?
在哪里可以看到最成功的教育部长 - 马来西亚
原因：他的孩子都在澳洲读书
Where can you see the most successful Minister of Education - Malaysia
WHY? His children studying in Australia.
在哪里可以看到最会演戏的贸工部长 - 马来西亚
原因： AP 事件没完没了，拉姑流了一把鼻涕一把泪后，没事！
Where can you see a good-acting Minister of International Trade & Industry - Malaysia
WHY? The AP issue tak habis-habis, Aunt Raf. just cried her tears out, settled !
在哪里做议员最爽 - 马来西亚
原因：能够从火车闸看守员，做到巴生议员，再盖了一个千万皇宫，还请埋普罗大众一起去他的 house warming.老查的钱哪里来？没关系，吃他两支 satay 再说！
Where is most enjoying to become a councillor - Malaysia
WHY? From a worker at railway station, to a Klang municipal councillor, and built a multi-millions palace, and then invited the public to his house warming. Where does Zakaria's money come from? Never mind, eat 2 of his satays 1st only say !
在哪里可以找到最善忘的人民 - 马来西亚
原因：未详，或许马来西亚的土壤上有着一种神秘物质，会让人民记忆消退，继续投票给那些没有用的贪官污吏 .
Where can you find the most forgetful citizens - Malaysia
WHY? Unknown. Perhaps the soil in Malaysia contains some mysterious content, which will weaken its people's memory, & continue to vote for those useless corrupted candidates.
Malaysia Boleh!
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