Scariest moment in our life......

Today is supposed to be a joyful day for five of us (Chan, ah sing, Richard, yew weng and me) since it was a self-proclaim “bachelor day”. At first we were happily shopping at sunway pyramid and we managed to buy a lot of shirts and shoes for ourselves as well. After shopped for about 4 hours, we decided to go back edy because Richard was going to attend his father’s company de annual dinner wor.. Before we went back, suddenly something happened to 3 of us (me + ss + Richard). The other 2 don’t know go to where edy. The whole story goes like this….

SCENE 1 (INSIDE SUNWAY PYRAMID 2)

Stranger : Is it 3 of u from Klang?

(Then he asked one by one again to double confirm it…)

3 of us : Yes..! Why?

(He claimed himself is part of a powerful gangster organization in that area, and he sounds very rude towards 3 of us as well. His size is like twice of our size and has a very obvious gangster-looking face.)

Stranger : Yesterday there was an accident happened in SP2 between our gang and your gang (WTH, we didn’t even know what gang was that and whether that event did REALLY happen or not) and we suspect 3 of you involved in that incident as well. Would you guys please follow me so that my “beh kia” can identify whether you are one of it or not? Or else….

(Walau, see our faces also know that we won’t involved in this kind of gangster thingy things lar… If we did really involved in that fighting scene yesterday, why are we coming to SP2 today again wor…. Commit suicide ar??? But when I think back, perhaps is our “innocent-looking” faces are the main reason on why they are aiming at us… )

Kevin : Excuse me, we don’t even know who are you and now you are asking me to go with you to nowhere..?

Stranger : (Partially yelling at us..) WOULD YOU GUYS please listen to me? Now I have a very serious case between the gangster groups and one of my “beh kia” is in ICU (sounds like as if his “beh kia” is seriously injured and dying soon like that…) and if you guys did not involved, then there is nothing much to worry about… just follow me and let them identify you guys OK? IS THAT CLEAR? $%@$#%@$#%@$%

Richard + SS : Okie…. We will follow you to let them identify us…

Kevin : WTH?? You guys seriously want to follow a gangster-looking face to nowhere? (Whispering like that lo…) Inside my mind… --> ASTAGA….!! ISYALLAH..! (-+_______+-)’ ….speechless…..

(Then 2 of them decided to go, the majority win bah, so I ended up follow them as well…. During the journey to the wine bar, I asked them once again…)

Kevin : Are you guys sure want to follow that HIM?????? I am not going to step my foot out of this SP2 area.

(At the end we didn’t step of from SP2 area, but the place we went can be considered quite hidden and less people even though it is still part of SP2. We’re quite reluctant to go but don’t know why we’re so stupid enough and finally followed that stranger to a wine bar which is located at the edge of SP2 (. MISTAKE NO 1 )

SCENE 2 (MONTE’S WINE BAR)

This was the scariest part. Initially there were just 3 of us, after that Chong Han and yew weng also kena forced to come along. So ended up 5 of us sitting in a round table and listen to another Gangster to talk cock. I will name him as “cocker” since he talks craps most of the time and keep on boasting on how Powerful + Dangerous is he if you didn’t listen to him. For this part, I can’t really remember the whole conversation for each and everyone of us but basically the story was like this:-

Stranger : Hi, sorry for frightening you all but we just want to make everything clear. And my name is MIKE (har? Chee seang name also mike leh…). You guys look so nervous and try to relax OK?

(Trying to be nice wor but his gangster-looking face won’t nice until where bah… and just make everything worsen. Surely 5 of us were nervous and looks panic because basically there are at least 3 of them were watching us on the spot and we do not know how much more are waiting for us out there since he claims himself is the so called “POWERFUL gangster” wor… We just don’t dare to take the risk to flee away… Then comes the “COCKER” which look even fierce and stronger)

Cocker : Hi my name is Jack.. (JACK? Walau this time my roommate name pula) sorry for wasting your time but this time we have a really serious case involved in our gangster groups. Basically I work for my boss to produce fake VISA, MASTERCARD and things like that and yesterday we lost all of our stock herein SP2 and we suspect 5 of you involved.

(Obviously he is talking craps…. our face look like can fight until so “keng and hiong” meh? Some more can go SP2 without any bruises the next day ar?? Really craps… but the way he talks did really sounds like a dangerous gangster and 5 of us were really scare. We admitted we’re afraid of this kind of people, especially when we don’t know whether he is the real POWERFUL gangster or not…. We just don’t want to take any risk…)

Cocker : Hey YOU..!!!! WHY YOUR FACE LOOK AS IF YOU “BEH SONG” ME? YOU NOW “BEH SONG ME IS IT???”

(obviously he is pointing at me because I am the one who is showing the lame-looking face. This is me mar…. “beh song” edy sure show those “beh song” face..)

Kevin : no no no…. I didn’t “beh song” you… is just that we really don’t know anything about the fighting thingy and we don’t know why are we here

(wah, I really cannot tahan edy, “sibeh beh song” this guy but yet have to control my mood or else I do not know whether I can still walk away from SP2 alive or not… some more have to speak with him politely and pretending to laugh.Arghh…. Just feel like want to slap him… if only I can :P)

Cocker : well… I just want to make everything clear that it didn’t involved you guys… HEY YOU..!! YA YOU..!!! WHY ARE YOU KEEP ON LOOKING AT YOUR FRIEND’S EYE? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? WOULD YOU PLEASE CONCENTRATE ON WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT…

(Damn… this time the victim was soon sing… I guess he is trying to frighten us and yes… he has made it, all of us were really scare of him…)

Soon sing : no ar…. No no no…….

(After that each and everyone also kena frighten for at least once, it’s like taking turn like that. During the 2 hours detention process, there were a few things that he mentioned to frighten us.

• “I am the most powerful gangster is this area and this area is under my protection. After that when yew weng said he studied at sungai long, he also claimed he is the “tai lou” for that area.” (-_-)’
• “You know what… today I have approached about 30 people like that to investigate about this case and there were 4 guys got beaten by us and still in our detention because they were not honest toward us….” I hope you guys won’t make the same mistake. (-____-)’
• “Once I make a call, I can gather all my gang to confront 5 of you, so you guys better keep your phone to silent mode and don’t make any silly mistake like calling for help or what… Cause all my members are watching at 5 of you from different places” (-__________-)’

Anyway, at first we really thought that he is a very powerful gangster and really so afraid of them. Even though we outnumbered them at the wine bar but deep inside our mind, there were probably hundreds of men were watching us from different angles as what he claimed. We really do not dare to take the risk… So fine, after talking cock for about 2 hours, here comes the most interesting part….

Cocker : Now I just want to make sure everything is clear that 5 of you guys didn’t involve in that incident and didn’t steal our fake Mastercard, Visa, and ATM cards during the fight. So now what I want you to do is to determine the ATM cards belong to yours. So can I have your FULL NAME, IC NUMBER, AND YOUR “ATM PASSWORD” so that we can check whether it’s belong to yours. Better be honest or else we cannot guarantee you will be able to leave this place safely or not…

(Walau, all of us were like speechless after knowing he wanted our “PASSWORD” as well and we started to feel strange…. Then we tried to think a lot of ideas so that we don’t have to give them the passwords or try to prolong the time. Of course we have to be polite and talk softly with them or else they will rage on us again… I hate that feelings man…)

After that out of sudden, the cocker suddenly left the table and went out to listen to phone. Maybe they have another plan to force us to give them the password after we gently refused to give it. So basically we were running out of time. And here come the hero..

Chong Han : I think now is the best time to run away from here man…

After we chatted for about 2 minutes, we decided to run away from that place as fast as possible…. We approached the customer service counter for help and manageD to get a police to escorts us to car park safely. After that we proceed to police station to make report and it took us 3 hours to make the report. Mesra?? Cepat?? Dan Betul?? I still have a long story to talk about at police station but quite lazy to elaborate it…

Just thanks God for making sure all of us are safe and lost nothing to these syndicate. In fact, they lost a few bucks for treating us to drink “COLA” bah... hahahaha… Through this super valuable lesson, we shall never follow a stranger to another place dude.

ATTENTION : CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST THAT FATTY FACE SO THAT WE CAN CURSE HIM? THANK YOU...